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Wanna upgrade membership, guys? I've read some blogs lately which i must say, the guys were wise.. One mentioned that he was smart enough to join as a free member for people in our island country will only post profiles and hope to find someone to get laid with and the ladies here will only create a profile to "find for commitment" But that bro forgot to mention some of the ladies had postal code that are of eight digits, starting with 9 or 8 and those type don't need commitment but "STRICTLY NO ANAL, NO "  The other said "who are we kidding?". Seriously, how many Passion pals have you laid? Yeah~! he's right! Words of wisdom... or experience... or both... I come to realize what they mean... but there are several factors... I will contribute my own experience... hopefully, this will be another reference for "un-handsome" "un-sexy", "un-loaded (in terms of $$)" and "Un-angmoh" guys before they would like to extend their free membership into a silver, gold or even the VIP member. The summary of what's to come of this blog: It's not worth it, unless you have the resolution to score some pussy (or ass). Here is just like the normal dating scene... minus the real meet-up (which you have to arrange by yourself eventually even if you join Passion). This is gonna be quite long... so if you have time no time to spare, just remember, trust your gut instincts about this site and move on to a real dating life... In my point, Passion is generally for guys who possess the following pre-requisites: 1)attractive (note, you don't have to be handsome...just attractive enough will do, woman are realistic too) 2)sexy 3)loaded 4)Angmoh 5)guys with large cock (or Very Large) 6)fast cars. You also must have: 7) Cooking talents (preferably desserts) 8.)Lots of Champagne 9)the chance to fly around the world often with air tickets to spare 10)mobile phone to call/sms those strange postal codes  11)Good oral sex skills You also must not be: (Erectile Dysfunction is automatically omitted) 12)married or attached. 13)Short 14)fat 15)smelly 16) Indian/Malay/Chinese (yes, such requirements exist) 17)Old 18.)Young 19)Perverted 20)A smoker 21)Bad at English (or any language you are communicating in for all that matter) Most importantly, you must have criteria 22 & 23: Balls & time Just try to fit in any of the 11 categories and you will have no problems getting a (hopefully babelicious) date. (try working out to see which 11 you fit in!) Yes, such guys exist... and hence, they don't need to blog... Some might even be able to fit in all or create some new criteria!I'm not one of them. I had my share of wishful thinking... and my share of disappointment, insults, non-replies and rejection. I had enough. I now wait for my membership to end. I most probably might not renew So, all you new NS men who booked out and have no dates, go out with your friends... and go clear your acne! Train for your IPPT! All of you brothers, go and pump your body or find a job! Better still, stop surfing porn! All of you middle-aged big bros, please, love your spouse more! They didn't mind about who you were ago... so stop hogging our chances! And all those who didn't have a spouse, I'm sorry for you... Same goes to all those attached bros... please, learn my lesson. I've been bad and now I am alone. But of course, if you just chuck your intentions to get laid/be laid/ get spanked... here is quite a good place... There's only a real use for a silver membership... to send emails. That's the most important form of communication at Passion. I was pretty desperate to contact one of the members in the site, that was why i joined as a silver member... thinking that writing emails will be all that's needed to impress... only leading to disappointment...She have never replied me. C'mon! who really can get picked up with an email? If emails are really taken so seriously, all the Nigerians who sent out all those spam emails would have been rich! However... I discovered a gem... and that is GROUPS: one of them is FRENS. It's a great group. Maybe this is some way of pimping. Some might snide, but I felt that the group was fun. There's another one, the ADULT LOUNGE HANGOUT. it's kinda funny, with a lot of the more active Singaporean Passion blogger in that group. Of course, I might have joined there to find some solace or to find some interaction with my otherwise useless membership. I at least got a few emails and birthday well wishes (that sadly didn't come true... the folks at FRENS wished I had great sex... ) Remember, groups are FREE! But it seems like that's about it...or is it? Frankly speaking, it could be that I am disappointed with myself... and the scenario I am presented with at Passion. I haven't went to a group outing or had made the first move often. Why? I lack criteria 22 & 23 (see above) and i fail criteria 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,12,13,14,16(one-third of it),17 & 18. (I'm not talking about all those group outings arranged by GROUPS to hangout; you only need to find the time (Criteria 23) to attend those outings) Now...this easily explains all the NO ACTION isn't it? So you can say this ranting is all for nothing.  Maybe I actually can't relate to those 2 wise guys (I really mean wise), for they might have put in the time and effort... maybe they could have fit in 12 or 13 of the categories! (I presume one of the blogger I was talking about might be able to) Oh, the negativity!! The self-degradation!! Okay, enough of my 2 cents worth! Go ahead, smite me down with your comments! But I do hope this will help all the non-paying MALE members here. Okay! off to work! (Disclaimer: All those criteria were made up... but of course, after browsing over a 100 profiles. Last but not least, this is written so I can act busy in front of my boss and for you to read, then shake your head, thinking why this guy have so much free time on his hands) 
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 putting all your criterias together .. such a man do not exist ..  & oh ... not every gal is looking for ang moh lah ..  i guess it has alot to do with each indvidual's expectations .. what you read in the profile may not be what you get in reality .. so disappointment sets in ..      
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putting all your criterias together .. such a man do not exist .. & oh ... not every gal is looking for ang moh lah .. i guess it has alot to do with each indvidual's expectations .. what you read in the profile may not be what you get in reality .. so disappointment sets in .. SV, actually you are right... I know not all are looking for ang moh la... but it's just like most people will prefer ang moh wat. So i should continue with my hair dyeing and skin bleaching. Thanks for dropping by!
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I hope you've done a good job... in acting busy!  Kudos to this informative piece! Lengthy, yes it is but hopefully useful to those considering upgrading. Definitely a good guide for newbies. As for the listed criteria, it will be more of individual preference, just like I have mine. But we know you put them down more as a joke. To really hook up someone here, it all boils down to the 2 Cs. Nope, not cash and car. It's a plus point though! Being a conversationalist and having the charm are sure to score with most, if not everyone. One can be a plain-looking dude but with these assets, the ladies are going to enjoy his company. Sadly, I possess none of these. And of course, first impression counts which is our written profile and pic. The viewers are the one who judge us based on these before deciding whether to take another step. As all mentioned above, I bet it's nothing new to you. They are my personal view and may not be accurate. Good luck to us in whatever we are seeking for and have fun!  [blog ncraze] Love broke your heart and brought you lies
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