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Dilemma I did manage to coax my girlfriend to shave.... man, i'd love to post the pics of my fruit of 'persuasion' but she won't allow. Gave her my best shot with my tongue, with only 15mins of rest throughout the 1 and a half hours of "bed-wetting". My mouth was strangely dry despite the wetness all around... perhaps it's because my tongue was sticking out all the time. Makes me wonder how dogs feel better by sticking their tongue out. She signaled me to stop and pulled my hair while I went on, oblivious to the hand signal. I can't see as I was looking down. So I stopped, like an engine, slowing down my flicking to gentle strokes on the wet outer lips and then stopping at the engorged clit - ala 4th gear change gradually to 1st gear. I loved the sight of her writhing in pleasure; her head tilted backwards and back arched, with legs twitching and face pinkish red... I felt really horny... So i did what i normally won't if I'm on a mission to pleasure my lady: I asked her if she could return a favor. She sulked. Well, it's OK, i thought... so I proceeded to park my groin near hers... and as i was about to go in... "What do you think you are doing??" she yelled. Me: ???? "You are not going to use me, are you?" She asked Me: Well, dear, I thought that maybe we could get closer... She: "Not anymore, You already disturbed me from reading my novel just now... you had enough fun!" Me: "...." Then I drove her off the bed so i can take the bed sheet to wash while I blow dry the mattress. She was nonchalant about the fact that i'm suffering from blue balls. So, being cheap and thick-skinned, i tried to lick her again, and I was really expecting that she might throw a big tantrum....But what come may, might as well take it as an excuse to to ask her to fuck off if that happens. To my surprise, she was pushing my head towards her cheebye! Damn! But being nice, i carried on, and there goes her 3rd orgasm... on the floor this time. Okay... fair enough, she came thrice! So I asked her again "So.. .can i?" I asked. "No dear, remember you said I can reject you so I can remain a virgin till we get married?" Me: ............. (then wanders of with a string of angry thoughts) ................................................................. HELLO!! WTF?? AT LEAST GIMME A BLOWIE LAH!! WAH PIANG EH! CANNOT HELP MEH? LIM PEH DUN WANT TO FORCE MY KUKU JIAO INTO YOUR MOUTH OK? I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DROWN WITH MY CUM! ................................................................. and I awake from my angry thoughts... and told her: "Sorry dear, I understand!" I said, kissed her and turned around towards the door to make a glass of warm milk for her. She stopped me. "Sorry dear... but I just don't want to feel used by you.." I smiled and stroked her hair, wandering into a slew of thoughts again. .......................................................................... Am I asking for too much? Yes, I did tell her she can remain a virgin until we get married... but she was having an orgasm from ORAL SEX! Theoretically, she have engaged in a sexual act... unless you talk about being a virgin biologically of course! BUT THIS IS THE MUTHAFARKING 00s! Being virgin? it's like....is like.. ..it's quite nice actually. Isn't it? Imagine that you get to draw first blood: You lube her pussy with your tongue and her own juice from all the licking. You go "Mwuahahahahahahaha!" at her, lick your lips devilishly followed by an evil grin, then suddenly thrust your cock (lup chiong or kuku jiao for my instance) she squirms in pain with an agonized look on her face Wait a minute... "squirms in pain" & "agonized look" is not erotic. Makes me wonder.... why i go for a virgin? If given a choice, maybe I'd have wished she wasn't one. (if you wanna ask, yes, her hymen is still visible) But then, when I chose her, I didn't care if she was a virgin or if she had a gangbang before - that will be her past. However, when she told me she was a virgin, i was elated (and my lup chiong erected). I really wonder why did i feel that way. Dilemma... [Glossary: ] Lup Chiong: Chinese Preserved Sausages, thin and wrinkled in appearance. (Go google) Kuku Jiao: Hokkien Slang for man's bird. Usually refers to smaller ones of the human penis. (go google, but i doubt you can find it) Cheebye: Hokkien for Vajayjay (Go google... this one can find) Lim Peh: Hokkien Slang for 'Your father'. A rude expression for describing oneself when threatening or scolding someone else. As in Pwning someone. |
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"AT LEAST GIMME A BLOWIE LAH!! WAH PIANG EH! CANNOT HELP MEH? LIM PEH DUN WANT TO FORCE MY KUKU JIAO INTO YOUR MOUTH OK? I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DROWN WITH MY CUM!" Haha! I read this with laughter!  Don't feel so sore. You done well for a man!  [blog ncraze] Love broke your heart and brought you lies
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"AT LEAST GIMME A BLOWIE LAH!! WAH PIANG EH! CANNOT HELP MEH? LIM PEH DUN WANT TO FORCE MY KUKU JIAO INTO YOUR MOUTH OK? I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DROWN WITH MY CUM!" Haha! I read this with laughter! Don't feel so sore. You done well for a man! Thanks for dropping by, dude!
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Tell her she can always get 're-virginized' even after sex...!   Dig me and comment on my blog to get noticed @ Honeydewy ! Mod of SR - THE ADULT Hang-Out =P , Phone Sex & what else? & Oldie Passionz =) Worldwide!.
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Tell her she can always get 're-virginized' even after sex...!  You done it before?
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I also don't know why.
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