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*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* Well, guess I am human afterall .*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*. . . . . . . . . . . . . Romantic?? Sure..someitmes...........Funny?? Sure..quite often...........Serious?? Sure..try not to be..........Sexual?? Sure..frequently........ .*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* . . . . .But as Anne Murray sang: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Every day is just the same........Playin' games, different lovers, different names.........They keep sayin' I'll survive.........It just takes time".......... .*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*. So here I am, putting up some of my thoughts, and not in a diary format and see what the rest of the world thinks. Please provide feedback on my posts whether you liked it or not.Cheers, absit iniuria verbis and happy hunting...            -- For those who enjoy reading field reports or stories.... please check these out... comments are most appreciated... Jawdropping encounter . . . . . . Kissing lesson turns naughty . . . . . . Extra service . . . . . . A great way to fly . . . . . . A sweetandspicy story . . . . . . A strange encounter . . . . . . Steamy shower STEAMY shower . . . . . . And here's to you, Mrs Robinson . . . . . . Blown away . . . . . . The urgency fallacy . . . . . . The orgasm gauntlet . . . . . . It must be loveLoveLOVEAnd for those who enjoy erotic stories straight up...here are some samplers... Better than sex.... . . . . . . Never can say goodbye... . . . . . .[group_post 937365] . . . . . .[group_post 950889] . . . . . .[group_post 965561] . . . . . .[group_post 971333] . . . . . .[group_post 974333] . . . . . .[group_post 983050] . . . . . .[group_post 1990905] . . . . . . Pro-Bono on the island ... |
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Posted:Oct 31, 2005 9:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2015 12:10 pm
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Here's my Theory of Relativity...
(To the readers...before you get all religious on my arse...I use 'god' loosely here as I'm a non-believer...please don't be offended as that is not my intent...please focus on the right part of the story...)
Dear god...please give me a woman...any woman...just one who is feminine enough for me to hold and kiss...pleaseee??
Thanks for the girl..she's quite nice and I'm enjoying her presence...please god...if it's not too much to ask, can I have a better looking woman??
Hey, cheers for the nicer looking chick and she IS pretty...but god, I see my other friends with really hot chicks...may I also have a really hot chick...of course, there's nothing wrong with the one I have now and she sure is pretty...but how about a HOT chick??
Yummmmy...you really came through for me...this one is hot...everyone turns and stares when we walk by...thanks...well, I've been thinking, god..we've been chatting for a while now and you seem to get me...so I'm going to be upfront with you...this one is hot but she's kinda temperamental?? Can I have a woman who is equally hot / hotter, but with a nicer personality??
WOW...cheers god...she's a nice one...hot and pleasant just as I've asked..I think I'm in love...she's is nice not only to me, but to my friends too...plus...she's hot...I can live with this one for a long time...but...errrmmm...not that I'm complaining...she's lovely and all, but can you help me find a woman who is hot, pleasant and is totally in love with me??
*sigh*...you've done it god...you've done it!! I don't know how to thank you...this new girl is hot, pleasant and a joy to be with...plus she's so in love with me...I never thought women like this existed...and now she's mine...thanks a million...this one I'll cherish and love forever....but...errr...mmmmm...maybe we can tone it down a little?? All my friends are hitting on her and I feel a little self conscious being the ugly half of the pair...just make her less appealing and I think we've made a perfect woman...
YES!!! This one is perfect...she's only slightly hot, quite pleasant and still very much in love with me...this is the one...thanks again god...I can't thank you enough...hey, while we're talking...can I ask you something?? See...I'm not trying to be difficult, but she's so in love that she's stifling me...she calls me all the time and doesn't like it when I go out with other women...can we just adjust that a tad...I'll be happy with less if I can have more freedom and time to myself...
Woah...thanks for hearing me out...this one should do the trick...she's not as hot, not as pleasant and doesn't love me so badly she calls me all the time...lovely...cheers a bunch...this one should work...heh heh...and I love the little touch you threw in...where the girls from before would still ask me out once in a while...wow..best of both worlds...I'm living every man's dream...thanks!!! By the way...if you're not too busy...dear god, can we talk?? Am not sure you understand what it's like having my life run by women all the time...I'm not being unreasonable, but what is a man without his time to think and space to explore...you gave me all these women that I enjoy and am thankful for...but how about some time just for me?? If you don't mind...let me be alone to work out my own life once in a while...I really don't think what I'm asking for is too much, do you??
Yahooooo...you've taken them away...cheers mate...can I call you mate?? God...you are a miracle worker...now I have the time to read and think and learn about the world I'm in...and I can wander and explore to my heart's content...now...this is truly living...no attachments, no one to answer to, nothing I can't do...it must be like where you live huh?? I'm borned to be wild and as a free bird, I can now go out and have fun!!! Thank you thank you thank you...you're the best!!
Dear god...please give me a woman...any woman...just one who is feminine enough for me to hold and kiss...pleaseee??
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Looks and effect...
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Posted:Oct 29, 2005 11:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2006 2:52 pm
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I am confuse after chatting with an Passion woman friend whom I have not met yet...
She was commenting about testimonials on my profile...if the women there are good looking, then she feels intimidated that I won't find her attractive enough to hang out with...but...if the women there are not good looking, then she thinks I'm desperate and will 'play' with just anyone, in which case she's not interested...
Hmmm...I feel it's a no-win situation...can anyone help with why she'll think like that?? Like I said many times in my group postings...I find most women sexy in their own way and I'm not hung up on how they look to others and what race they are...as long as they are pleasant and presentable...why can't that be accepted??
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Physical intimacy...
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Posted:Oct 26, 2005 3:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2015 9:54 pm
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Okie..this is something I'm not sure about...
Does certain physical closeness mean different levels of comfort from the woman's point of view??
Compare the following...
A.) touching her hair..
B.) touching her face...
C.) hugging her from the side...
D.) hugging her from the front...
E.) putting hands on her lower back...
F.) putting arms round her shoulders...
G.) wiping sweat off her brow...
H.) picking stuff off her face / lips...
I.) resting arm /hand on her tigh...
J.) putting hands on her butt...
K.) stand right behind her with body contact...
L.) rub her back not for massage purpose...
Can women please list the above in order starting with things any friend can do to only a boyfriend can to...and guys...share you thoughts too..what do you think is the order of the above??
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Heart broken...
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Posted:Oct 24, 2005 10:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2015 6:02 am
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Found out today that a friend was heart broken..not sure what I could say or do to make her feel better. Told her to stay away from that cad but would she listen?? Nooooo!!
A woman in love is a very annoying thing...she already defies logic as her noraml self, but when love comes into the picture, she seems to stop using her brain altogether...
As a friend, all I could do was pop by her place after work, tried to cheer her up and gave her a few quick Os to put her to sleep...
Next time, I'll keep my opinions to myself because seeing her hurt like this would be less painful to me if I didn't know she did it despite my disapproval.
*sigh*...love can suck so big time...
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Just wondering...
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Posted:Oct 20, 2005 11:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 12:58 am
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Was replying to a post in the group the other day and a curious thought came to me...
Can women sense a man (a stranger or at least a non-intimate male friend) who is having lots of sex and thus feel drawn towards him??
The reason I thought this is because there seems to be such a pattern of ups and downs in my sex life...when I'm getting lots of sex, I seem to also attract more women...but when I'm busy with other stuff, women are less drawn to me too...can't be that I suddenly become less atrractive over a few days...
hmmmm.....
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Third point...
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Posted:Oct 18, 2005 9:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 1:05 am
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Been told by a few women that they orgasm much faster and harder once they have experienced a really good orgasm.
I'm not talking about within one session...many times, a woman doesn't know what an orgasm really feels like...she enjoys sex and the slightly better feeling at the end is what she thinks is an orgasm...but once she's had the real, earth shattering orgasm, she'll be able to get it over and over again...almost like finding the key to a locked door...
I brought it up and saw a few blushes and no confirmation..wonder if it's true...
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Next point of discussion...
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Posted:Oct 12, 2005 9:38 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2015 9:51 pm
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Okie...here's the second part of our discussion...
What brought this on was the question of whether paying for sex is acceptable and the women do not understand men's need to pay for sex.
As usual, this topic was not resolved at the end but the points raised were fairly interesting...I'll spend more time putting up the male's point of view not only because I agree with them more, but by the end of the evening, a few women accepted some points as valid...
There are plus points and minus points to paying for sex. In a nutshell...the minus points are...lack of trust...low or no feeling of intimacy...partner does not always know what turns us on best...when it's done, there's a hollow feeling...immediate buyer's remorse...nothing to build on or look forward to...etc etc...
The plus points...with a professional professional (heh heh...gotta love word play...), it can be a really exciting and wild ride...there's no strings after the transaction...can select partner's looks and shape and size based on mood at the time...no 20 questions a minute after orgasm...if I didn't perform, there's no need to make up for it...and her only focus is to make me feel good sexually..etc etc
A few great analogies stuck to my mind (well...I brought up a couple of them... )
1) It is a service...if a person (mostly men..) can have sexual gratification without spending too much time to get it, why not?? If we argue that the money spent is equivalent in value to time spent with a girlfriend...then here's a question...you wouldn't, in almost all other aspects of life, choose an amateur over a pro who knows what he or she is doing, if the price to pay is about the same...would you?
2) Is it not easier to concentrate on one's own enjoyment without any thought about returning the favour?? Yes, it may be selfish, but the discussion is not about morals...would you be happier paying money for a foot massage, or to get a foot massage for free, knowing that you have to massage your masseur's feet in return in a few minutes??
3) While it may be mostly men who enjoy different women all the time, many women would choose a different man every night if they didn't have to worry about their reputation, or the after-effects of being with many men (who may or may not know each other...). This paying for sex thing puts those fears to rest. Sure, after a while, we all crave a certain stability in our lives...but from a purely sexual viewpoint, paying brings you that satifaction without the hassle.
4) A pro does not much care if she is not called on by the same patron again...unless her service (other than sex that is...) is geared towards creating repeat customers. one can be with another woman right in front of her without fear of jealousy...don't even think about trying that with a girlfriend...
5) We don't always have the energy nor time nor inclination to get each other in the mood. With a pro, she does what she does to bring her customers into the mood and beyond. No worries about whether she's in the mood herself or not...yes, it may sound harsh...but ask yourself this....when was the last time you walked into a restaurant and wondered if the staff are even in the mood to serve you, before you demanded some form of service or other??
6) This last one is for the ladies...If you could step anonymously into a shop, pay a relatively small sum of money, pick the most appealing man in the place, he does what he does, and in half an hour, you are on your merry way in your freshly orgasmed body, integrate back into the real world with no one else the wiser....would you do it??
Heh heh heh...typing all this reminded me of a third point we talked about...as usual, I'll put it in another post...
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Women women....sigh...
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Posted:Oct 10, 2005 10:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2015 12:23 pm
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After a recent coffee session with a few good friends, we established two things...since they are different in nature, I'm going to put them up seperately so hopefully comments can be given for each...heh heh...not that comments here have been overwhelming by any stretch of the imagination...
First up...we split women up into 4 groups....granted that this is a generalisation so please don't whack me here for oversimplifying things...it was done so some measure of meaningful discussion can be carried out...and before some of you think these are delusional words from men only, be assured that there were 5 women to 3 men in this particular discussion...
A small portion (we reckon about 10-15% ) are the highly desirable..super looking, smart and sensual beyond words....they know they are sought-after and thus have an air about them...if they don't develope self-esteem problems, then they are most likely to be the most confident go getters...men will drool and dream of them but seldom able to approach them, beliving they are always above his league. On the flip side, these women are 'easy' to get along with because they normally get what they want, so much so that they quite enjoy interacting with most people...they seldom have to 'try' very hard and are well heeled in social graces just because they have plenty of opportunity to practice.
Another small portion (we think about 20-25% ) are unfortunately, the seriously undesirable...they may have problematic figures, faces that only their fathers would love and / or character defects so bad, they don't even have friends of their own gender...we reckon around half of them will suffer from low self-esteem and thus will be painfully introverted...the other half will be extremely obnoxious just because they have nothing to lose...
So far, seems fair enough and par for the course...it's about the same for men in general...but the middle portion is where men and women differ...
Assuming the top and bottom groups take up roughly 40% of the population....then the middle protion can be again split into 2 fairly even groups...let's call them aa for above average and ba for below average...the aa group are the ones who believe they are as good as the top 15% but cannot understand why they are never as popular...they make fun of the ba and below because by stepping on those below them, they can hopefully be raise high enough to enter the elite group....they are mostly the 'stuck-up' ones..and any men moving close to them must be just hoping to cop a feel...they work really hard at looking better than they really are and most likely to turn to botox and surgery to help enhance their looks instead of beautifying their inner self....they flirt a little but are generally recognised as the ice queens at any party...they don't actually aim to be cold, they are just perplexed at the lack of men fighting each other to get to them. They are envious of their elite sisters...and spend so much time observing and thinking of how to 'better' other women that they don't have time to get to know men. The saddest thing is they believe that men everywhere are undressing them mentally and that men cannot help but stare at them...not realising that it's the over-done make up or the all too revealing dress that is grabbing the attention...they are typically high maintenance because they will never be happy...they know deep inside they are never going to be part of the top 15%...
Now, the ba group...they are not the prettiest and they know it, they may never be the popular ones and they are ok with that...they spend time learning about the world and in any group, they are normally the nicest to chat with and warmest to be around. Some with higher self esteem flirt endlessly and are really great fun to be around...but they don't usually make the first move as they have learnt since their youth that rejection is painful...and they are more guarded with matters of the heart as they cannot believe men find them sexually attractive...nevertheless, they want to be great frineds and are usually right on the mark. They seldom have hidden agendas (with men...) because they are generally well grounded and rely on sitcom or romantic serials (Korean, Jap, Taiwanese, western...anything where a man will stand in the rain all night waiting for his girl...) for their romantic fixes ...(heh heh...okie, this last part is strickly my take only...so blow me... )...they are usually the life of the party as they put in lots of effort to be nice...thoughtful and usually supportive, they are usually men's best friends. One unfortunate drawback is that they get hurt frequently because they are predisposed to the notion that men only lust after pretty girls...and they are never good enough...it is a real drain on their self belief especially if they are attracted to a good looking guy.
I don't say who is better than whom...just that with the breakdown above, no woman is unattainable...it's a matter of knowing which approach to take. personally, I find most women attractive in their own way...could be the way she smiles, or laughs or looks...even the way she walks or stands or sits...she who tries too hard is a turn off...it shows her lack of confidence...men will desire women...always!!!...just be natural and at least one man will find her attractive in some way...
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First date II...after the wine...
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Posted:Sep 1, 2005 11:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I remember back on our very first date in the back seat of me car
I wanted you to go all the way but you wouldn't go that far
I wanted you to hold me dick, you wanted to hold me hand
When I accidently brash your tits, I blew it and come in me pants
And it was over..before it began
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat as I fumbled with the gear
I handled the brakes and the windows went up so your mom and dad couldn't hear
Trying me best to unzip your dress and unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doing alright, I come in me pants again
And it was over..before it began
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles, and "stop it I'm getting cold"
First time I had a teat in my mouth since I was nine months old
I had lover's balls and you had no idea of the pitch of me passion and pain
Trying to stay cool with me knackers on fire I come in me pants again...oh shit..and AGAIN
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go and we couldn't seem to agree
You got the giggles and I got the shits then you wouldn't talk to me
And when we made up and we started again your dad banged on the roof and he yelled
"what are you two up to in there" and I shit in me pants as well
And it was over..shit..before it began
You hear people say that they love to go back and do things that they did in the past
But if you reckon they were the real good old days, you can go stick 'em right up your arse
Cos when I look back how I came and I went with a tear in my eye I recall
How me, I had a cunt of a night but me undies had a ball
And it was over..before it began
(Kevin Bloody Wilson)
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To Karin...prettiest counter girl in the world...
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Posted:Mar 10, 2005 2:21 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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She asked as I walked by if she could help me
I was stunned into silence by her pure beauty
My articulate nature went straight out the door
I found myself unable to speak anymore
She must be the sweetest girl I ever have seen
The kind who only exist in my wildest dream
Yet I saw her standing there in real flesh and blood
With merely a smile she turned my brain into mud
Just one day every week she comes to the club
It makes me really happy, sure brightens the hub
But I do not understand my growing unease
What is with my racing heart and my weakened knees?
My mind, since meeting her, has been in a whirl
The only vision it sees is of this one girl
I wish we could talk beyond 'How are ya going?'
But how could I do it right, Gushing? Stammering?
Alas, the crowded counter helps not in my quest
I've been hindered by all those hard working lass
A quiet moment with her can never be found
Hard to show my true feelings with people around
I haven't guts to give her my gentle come on
To talk to her in public she may not respond
She is so far beyond me unreachable it seems
oh well, me fluttering heart, let's keep this a dream
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Flight of fancy...
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Posted:Feb 21, 2005 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I feel her soft thighs on my ears, hear her quicken breathing and the forced stifling of her moans...all the while the humming of the aeroplane and sounds of people shuffling about are in the background.
I can smell a hint of shampoo from her pubic hair but her womanly odour is getting stronger again....I can even smell her on-coming orgasm. My lips are circled around her clit and feel its throb as I suck and roll it around. My tongue can still taste her love flavour, left from a few seconds ago when I pushed it deep inside her.
My eyes can only see dim shadows from the light of my mobile phone, but her twitching muscles are unmistakably from immense pleasure. My hands are on her hips, holding her steady as she strain and arch and tremble towards her second orgasm...all the while trying to appear to be asleep from the blanket up.
I hear a 'ding' as she accidentily pushes on the call button...timing my attack, the second I hear the stewardess ask her if she needed anything, I give her a tongue leashing that brings her over the edge...her voice is obviously out of control and an octave higher as she says "I'm fine thanks" when she means "I'm coming now", each syllable tie to her orgasmic spasm...
As she settles back down, the hard part now is for me to get out from under the blanket and return to my seat beside her without the woman on her other side noticing.
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Encounter...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2005 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2015 8:08 pm
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Picture this, ladies...
You're in a scented, moonlit room, with the faint flickering glow of candles.....
Tender fingers caressing your face as your lips feel the soft touch of delicate kisses.....
You start to burn from the combined sensation of strong, dextrous hands exploring your body, and having your tongue teased and suckled upon.....
You arch you back while your heart beats faster as those moist lips move from yours to savour your neck and ears.....
Your body trembles involuntarily from the direct contact as palms and fingers and tongue and lips trace the contour of your breasts without touching their nerve centres.....
A gasp escapes your lips when the feel of a tongue gently flick alternately between your twin peaks, as the hard heat of manhood rubs lightly against your inner thigh.....
Your legs quaver with anticipation as you feel warm breath move down pass your belly button towards your awaiting loins........
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First date....
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Posted:Feb 12, 2005 1:21 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2015 8:07 pm
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Hillside
Blanket on grass
Picnic basket
Wine!
Breezy
Warmth by fire
Laughing aloud
Dine!
Dreamy
Red clouds afar
Whisper romantic
Lines!
Sunset
A little kiss
Holding hands
Divine!
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