CAN YOU KISS ME?
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Posted:Feb 2, 2006 9:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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“Can you kiss me?” she asks.
“Only if you want me too.” He answers
“Kiss me than and make it good.” She demands.
“Okay baby.” He replies.
“Kiss me in other places baby.” She requests.
“Okay baby.” He responds.
“Caress my breast with your big hands my darling.” She exclaims.
“Are you sure my love?” He asks.
“Please.” She pleads.
“Your going to make me hard my dear.” He proclaims.
“That’s the plan my love.” She remarks.
“May I suck on your nipples my dear?” He queries.
“That’s all I can take of this suck on my nipples please and I’ll suck on your cock,” as she begins to work it in and out of her mouth and moaning deeply as she enjoys his nipple sucking.
He works on the nipples for a while and then starts his way down her stomach pausing momentarily at her naval and working his tongue in and out of it. Then continuing down to her pussy where he licks her mound and spreads her legs to have full access to her clit and pussy lips. He starts to lick her clit finding her favorite spot and working it till she screams with pleasure.
She has to stop working on his huge cock for the pleasure he is giving her is so intense, she catches her breath and adjusts her position and starts to suck it again trying to get as much in her mouth as possible.
“Darling would you like me to put that big cock into your hot pussy and fuck you hard and deep?” He asks breathlessly.
“Oh baby, fuck me deep and hard, put it in, put it in.” She begs.
He grabs his cock and starts to rub the head on her pussy lips, up and down, up and down then he finds her opening and starts to push his huge head deep inside her pussy. Filling her pussy inch by wonderful inch fitting all of him inside her. He starts to move his hips slowly in and out, in and out filling her with his rock hard cock. He starts to increase his speed but slowly moving his cock to give her the most pleasure. Increasing every little bit. Thrusting so she takes every inch of him. Working it back and forth as hard as he can faster and faster till he makes her climax.
Her moaning has increased as his cock is filling her and giving her such immense pleasure that she is screaming. She meets his thrust with her hips taking him all the way in.
“Lets change positions, let me on top.” She suggests.
He rolls her over keeping his cock inside and placing her so she can ride him.
She starts to move her hips up and down on his huge cock increasing her speed as she screams with pleasure and climaxes again. She stops momentarily to regain her breath. She has him all the way in her pussy, she slowly starts to rock back and forth, feeling his huge shaft and bringing herself to another climax.
“You want to finish in my ass?” She asks.
“Oh baby let me have that sweet tight ass of yours.” He almost pleads.
She slowly lifts her hips and lowers them several times to make sure his huge cock is well lubricated then gentle guides it towards her ass, holding it as she guides it in. She shutters as his cock enters and fills her ass.
He gentle increases his speed not putting all of himself in but enjoying getting as much as he can. His breathing is coming faster. His speed increases he is moaning and so is she.
“Fuck it hard baby cum on my ass.” She demands.
“Yea baby yea, going to cum baby.” He exclaims.
With a few long and deep strokes into her ass he pulls out and cums all over her ass.
They fall into each others arms exhausted.
This short story was written for your pleasure by the Maiden and edited by the Elf.
We hope everybody enjoys our first attempt at the erotic fiction.
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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I should have a problem like this LOL!!!
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Posted:Feb 2, 2006 10:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is yet another joke from our emails:
A West Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The cow poke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was
completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of
professionalism.
The old bronc-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at
length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3
ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."
Maiden's Elf
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I HATE PMS!!!
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Posted:Feb 1, 2006 10:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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What is it lately?
I really am getting tired of these emotions. I can稚 control them and they turn me into a real bitch. This is the worse it has ever been. I love the horniness and the sex drive and even wanting the sex almost every hour of the day. But the crying and anger and temper really are annoying. The littlest things sets me off. Trying to control them is sometimes a loosing battle. (YES GUYS A BATTLE) and having to admit I知 wrong and it was my fault isn稚 easy either. But usually it is my fault and I do apologize. (Yes I do apologize when I知 wrong guys) this is just a short rant and a apology to my Elf who puts up with me no matter what mood I知 in and to that I say thank you very much and I really truly am sorry for the way I was this afternoon. I really do love you. To all who read this a thank you to you for reading it and letting me vent.
PMS is a bitch and so is MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!
It too shall pass and I will survive at least I can vent
Lets just concentrate on the horniness and satisfying that.
Also driving the elf crazy is the best time and sex is great to.
Elf's Maiden
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VOODOO Penis!
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Posted:Jan 29, 2006 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Okay everybody here is another email that is setting in my archives. I hope everybody enjoys this as much as we did.
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd better buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped.
"Except what?" the man asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis."
"So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box , carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo.
The businessman laughed, and said, "Big damn deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said, "Voodoo Penis, the door."
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle.
Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!"
The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiet once more.
"I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch."
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny and remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!"
The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off.
Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road.
A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!"
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right..... Voodoo Penis, my ass."
The rest is history...
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The Widow and the Ranch Hand
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Posted:Jan 29, 2006 8:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is yet another email we have received and thought worthy of sharing with all:
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a young very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch. He knew very little about ranching so she decided to place an ad in the paper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. One day, the widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the house he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.”
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. “Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. “Now,” she said, “take off my panties.” By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot.”
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Small Handed Women!
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Posted:Jan 28, 2006 8:28 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is another amusing email we received:
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a
Time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the
Special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with
Him, and the advice he used to give.
The jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came when I was only 12. We
Were sitting in a park, watching and their mothers enjoying a
Beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start
My own family. "And ," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small
Hands."
"How come, Grandpa?" I asked.
"It makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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God bless the Marines
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Posted:Jan 28, 2006 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This is an email we received today:
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole."
"So, He sent me."
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Feel so much better
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Posted:Jan 27, 2006 10:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This is a thank you to all those who have read it or will read it. thank you for letting me vent. My emotions are better today. It to shall pass just a couple more days. Well everyone have a great day and have great sex
Thanks Again.
Elf's Maiden
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why cant it stop!
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Posted:Jan 26, 2006 8:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I am pisssed off! I am tired with this once a month thing.I'm done having . I had it way to long. Thirty-five years to long screws up the sex life(and lately thats been GREAT!) and lets not even talk about emotions they just suck. Some women call it a curse and at this point and time I do too. To many hormones,to many emotions, and way to many days without sex (5 days). there now I feel better.
WHEN DOES THE DAMN CURSE GET LIFTED!!!!!
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Making the Maiden Cum while I'm at work 25 miles away
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Posted:Jan 26, 2006 10:34 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Okay so maybe the Maiden isn't going to be only one putting up random rabblings.
Maiden's Elf here wanting share a little instant message conversation we had while I was at work not too long ago.
We've been talking fantasies with each lately and kinda have a little competetion to see who get they other the most arroused via the instant messages.
So without further ado here is the meat of that conversation:
Elf says: you're blindfolded, and alone when you hear someone enter the room, you smell a masculine scent, that isn't me
Maiden says: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm one of my favorite big cocks
Elf says: you hear nothing as he moves across the room to the bed, then you feel his hot breath blowing across your nipples
Maiden says: mmmmmmmmmmm i like that
Elf says: you feel the bed shift as he climbs on, the matteress goes down as pressure is put on it near your head, you feel something brush against your check heading for your mouth
Maiden says: nice hard cock
Elf says: you feel pressure against your lips, its smooth and round but still soft and big
Maiden says: are you trying to make me come
Elf says: YES!!!
Elf says: you can tell it is hanging limply against your mouth, and you hear just above a whisper in that deep baritone "open your mouth, lady"
Maiden says: i open willingly
Elf says: the head of his cock slips in, and you can feel it immediate start to harden and grow in your mouth
Maiden says: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Elf says: his hand finds your pussy and he bigins to rub gently
Maiden says: ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Elf says: he inserts one finger into your pussy, his cock is still growing and getting harder in your mouth
Maiden says: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maiden says: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maiden says: arching my back and moaning
Elf says: he is not quite full hard when he pulls it out of your mouth, hid hand leaves your pussy, he stradles your chest and places that cock between your breasts his hands squeeze them together around his huge and still growing cock
Maiden says: mmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Elf says: he begins to fuck your tities slowly at first, but as his cock hardens he speeds up, while hands kneed and massage your breasts while still keeping firmly pressed around his huge hard cock
Maiden says: oooooooooo your drivivg me crazy
Maiden says: your making my pussy quiver
Elf says: he pulls his cock out from between your breasts, but his hands remain on them for now. he slides down your body with his cock pressing angainst you the whole way, it brushes against your clit, then your pussy lips
Maiden says: your going to make me cum
Elf says: but he does not stop, he continues sliding down his legs go in between yours, he keeps going down, his hands are still working your breasts, his tongue slides in between your tits and continues to slide further down across our
belly
Maiden says: oooooooooooooo
Maiden says: your driving me crazy
Elf says: his tongue circles your belly button before traveling lower into your hairy bush, it finds your clit and circles it several times before he suddenly sucks it hard into his hot mouth
Maiden says: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Elf says: one hand leaves its breast and caresses its way down your side until he pulls it over to your pussy, he inserts one finger while sucking on your clit
Maiden says: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm your going to make me cum
Elf says: after several slow thursts into your pussy he switches it for his thumb, the now well lubed finger slides back and finds your quivering asshole and circles it and plays wirh before slowly inserting into your ass
Elf says: he is sucking your ckit hard, he is still playing with your breasts with one hand and he is fucking both your pussy and your ass with his other hand
Maiden says: i need his cock
Elf says: do you say that?
Maiden says: oh ya
Elf says: he unties you, he wants to take you doggie style, you get in to the position and he slowly works the head of his huge rock hard cock into your pussy just the head at first, he reaches forward with his left hand to play with dangling breast, and his right hand plays with your ass
Elf says: he pushes his cock in a little deeper and inserts his thumb into your ass
Maiden says: okay you win i hope your hard
Elf says: sorta
Elf says: did you cum yet?
Maiden says: yes
I hope every has as much reading about how I made the Maiden cum as I did doing it.
Oh BTW we didn't make it until Wednesday night, as we checked out the other blogs and peolpe on Passion on Tuesday night we both got arroused and she just had to touch me and be touched. After considerable play with my cock and ass, she climbed on top of and rode me in her pussy until we both climaxed.
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horny as hell and need it badly
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Posted:Jan 24, 2006 7:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I haven't had it since Sunday
Horny as hell and need it badly
Been doing it daily for 2 weeks straight
Still horny as hell and need it badly
He says he needs a rest wait a couple of days
Oh damn still horny as need it badly
Made it thru Monday
Oh ya still the same
Now its Tuesday
and it's still the same
I guess I'll make it till Wednesday.
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